If you write it, they will read! Or maybe it’s, if you publish it, they will buy. Cultural low Jersey Show has made Nicole Polizzi a published author, and Edgar Allan Poe just turned over in his grave. Basically, Snooki will have spit on Poe’s tombstone when this book hits shelves.
Due out at the beginning of 2011 (Perfect. My birthday’s in January.), publishers Simon and Schuster shamelessly announced that “A Shore Thing” fictionally chronicles “a girl looking for love on the boardwalk (one full of big hair, dark tans, and fights galore).” And I relate.
Snooki’s also been pursuing other opportunities like hosting parties, and she partied with the Kardashian sisters, tweeting a photo of the brunettes posing together…
The Huffington Post reports that in celebration of Khloe and Lamar’s first wedding anniversary, the sisters hit up the Hampton Chic Yacht Party for the launch of “Beautiful Eyes” by Frownies where they found host Snooki trolling around. Snooki tweeted, “Kardash sexpots.” Kim also tweeted this photo of her pals.