The cast of Jersey Shore returns to Seaside Heights for their third season on MTV. No surprises, Angelina hasn’t returned. In her place is a “short little meatball” Snooki-double who strips down in a day for the Situation.
What other craziness ensues during “Back to Jersey?”
(See MTV’s extended trailer…)
Grenade whistle! We can expect a lot this time around – like blowing a vuvuzela as a warning signal for grenades… Can’t wait for:
- Deena Nicole Cortese replacing Angelina.
- Snookie and her slippers walk the boardwalk and neither can find the beach.
- JWoww returns home to get her dogs because of her bitter break up.
- Sammi Sweetheart is still fighting with all these bitches and things get a little physical.
- Ronnie gets a colonoscopy.
- Snooki walks in handcuffs and is escorted by two police, “I’m a good person,” she manages to say. (No one said that you weren’t?)
“Jersey Shore!” “Jersey Shore!” Season 3 premieres on MTV, Thursday, January 6 at 10p.m. ET. Watch how they top “last summer.”