Former Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen joined Twitter this week, reaching over 1 million followers within just 24 hours. Sheen’s erratic behavior and crazy rants have put him in tabloid headlines for weeks. So it was no surprise that so many people would want to follow his Tweets in hopes of seeing some more great quotable Charlie Sheen lines. Thankfully Sheen has not disappointed!
Check out some these great Tweets from Charlie Sheen’s Twitter account:
“Like a good neighbor, @StateFarm is there. With hookers and blow. Which is Warlock Latin for #TIGERBLOOD and #WIN.”
“Contrary to popular belief, “Apocalypse Me” isn’t a Warlock Latin book; it’s what happened when I heard @KimKardashian’s new “song”.”
“The difference between drug dealers and whores: whores sell the same crack over and over again.”
“I got magic and poetry at my fingertips most of the time and this includes naps. I’m an F-18 and I will destroy you in the air.”
“Drunk, high, partying with hookers. Losers call it a meltdown, I call it a Monday.”
“Don’t judge me until you’ve walked a mile in my shoes, snorted a mile of my coke, drank a vial of my #Tigerblood.”
“Pringles guy = Mexican cousin of Monopoly guy!”
To follow Charlie Sheen on Twitter go to twitter.com/charliesheen.