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Snooki Publishing A Novel About A Tan Girl With Big Hair Seeking Love

If you write it, they will read! Or maybe it’s, if you publish it, they will buy. Cultural low Jersey Show has made Nicole Polizzi a published author, and Edgar Allan Poe just turned over in his grave. Basically, Snooki will have spit on Poe’s tombstone when this book hits shelves.


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Due out at the beginning of 2011 (Perfect. My birthday’s in January.), publishers Simon and Schuster shamelessly announced that “A Shore Thing” fictionally chronicles “a girl looking for love on the boardwalk (one full of big hair, dark tans, and fights galore).” And I relate.

Snooki’s also been pursuing other opportunities like hosting parties, and she partied with the Kardashian sisters, tweeting a photo of the brunettes posing together…

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